A Man’s Best Friend Shouldn’t Be His Hand

I’ve been married for 9 years to a woman that has deprived me of sexual intercourse. I decided I wasn’t going to make it through year 10 without getting laid often. I was tired of being a chronic masturbator. My best friend was my right hand for 9 years. It was time for me to move on to physical interaction with someone else. There was a 30-year old guy down the street that lived with his Mom that got laid more than I did. How depressing is that?

Enough was enough. The first step was to confront my wife. I told her that I not only wanted sex, I wanted it to be good and I wanted to have it often. She promised she would go see a Shrink about her low sex drive and things would change soon. Sweet! I was happy knowing that my right hand wouldn’t be the only thing touching my dick from now on.

She promised she would go see a Shrink about her low sex drive and things would change soon

She promised she would go see a Shrink about her low sex drive and things would change soon

2 months later, I still wasn’t getting laid. Then it got to 4 months, and I decided I was done trying. My odds of having sex with my wife more than a few times a month were about as good as that 30-year old down the street getting a girlfriend. That’s when I did some research on adult dating sites. I read about all the scams and how most guys aren’t getting laid.

 I read about all the scams and how most guys aren’t getting laid.

I read about all the scams and how most guys aren’t getting laid.

After about a week of trying to find a decent site to sign-up for, I stumbled across a few reviews about AdultFriendFinder.com and SexSearch.com. The reviews were quite positive. Most of the men posting comments said they had no problems getting laid by women on that site. So I decided to give it a shot. Even with the positive reviews, I still wasn’t too optimistic.

So we had quite a bit in common right from the start.

So we had quite a bit in common right from the start.

A few days after signing up, I had received a message from a cute girl named Crystal. She seemed to like my profile and photo and wanted to know more about me. As it turned out, she had been going through a similar situation as me. Her husband wouldn’t put out and her “toys” were the only things pleasing her. She was also new to the world of online dating. So we had quite a bit in common right from the start.

 

I felt an immediate connection to her. Not in a “I want to marry you” kind of way. More like I was emotionally connected to her enough that she became even more physically attractive to me. I couldn’t understand why her husband wouldn’t have the drive to bang her. She was very sexy. So it did worry me a bit. Maybe she was boring in bed, wouldn’t give head, or refused to try new things. But I figured she’s sexy and intelligent, so I had nothing to lose by trying her out.

The first night we met up at a bar and then went from there to a hotel I reserved. The sex was out-of-this-world amazing. I don’t think I had ever had such a powerful orgasm. It was a feeling I’m fairly certain I have never experienced. After that evening, I told her that I wanted her to give me that same powerful orgasm every time we get together, and that I would do the same for her. She hasn’t disappointed yet. Her husband is an idiot, and I’m thankful for that. So is my right hand…he was starting to get worn out!