A Very Merry Christmas

Most people ask Santa for a new computer, pair of jeans, an iPod, or maybe some cash for Christmas. In 2011, for something a bit different – an attractive girl to have mad, passionate sex with. Santa never disappoints me! My story isn’t much different from that of millions of men. I’m stuck in a marriage that lost its passion years ago. We have very little sex because most of her time is devoted to her job and raising our 2 children.

passionate sex with. Santa never disappoints me!

passionate sex with. Santa never disappoints me!

I’m not angry with my wife. If she doesn’t want to find time to have sex with me, so be it. But there’s no way I was going to go any longer without sex. So I decided 2012 was going to be the year I found a woman that had time to pleasure me, and I would pleasure her in return. I’m a giver and a receiver – not a selfish guy like most are.

I found a woman that had time to pleasure me

I found a woman that had time to pleasure me

I had never cheated on my wife before. Never so much as kissed another female while we’ve been together. I was looking for a woman that was also married, but was more experienced with having affairs. My reasoning was since I’m inexperienced with it, I wanted someone experienced to give me pointers on how to get away with it. I don’t want anything to happen to my marriage because I’m worried about how negatively it could affect my kids.

I knew the best place to meet married women is online. I just didn’t know what site to sign-up for. I read through a few online forums and came to the conclusion that AdultFriendFinder.com would be my best option. I’m an attractive guy (not bragging, women tell me this all the time) so I figured I wouldn’t have much problem finding hot women. I was right! The very first day I signed up, I received 2 emails from good looking women. I responded to both and within a couple of days, I had scheduled dates with them. 2 dates in 2 days!  BOOM!

I received 2 emails from good looking women. I responded to both and within a couple of days, I had scheduled dates with them

I received 2 emails from good looking women. I responded to both and within a couple of days, I had scheduled dates with them

I’m glad I scored 2 dates because the first one was a disaster. When I first say her, she was kind of cute, but not as attractive as she looked online. Since we went out for drinks, I figured I would just throw down a few beers and she’d start to look like the girl from online. Instead, she turned me off so fast with her disgusting teeth and bad breath that no amount of alcohol could get me to fuck her.

After about an hour, I went to the bathroom to call my friend. I told him about the situation I was in and needed him to call me back 5 minutes later to tell me my grandmother is sick and in the hospital. This was my excuse to get out of there. He called back, pretended granny was dying and that I must leave now. Worked out perfectly, and I never contacted her again!

The next day, I was hopeful things with the other chick would be different. And they were. She was the complete opposite – looked better in person than online. Her teeth were white, her breath smelled fresh, and she was horny before she even arrived. 30 minutes into the date, she straight up told me she wanted to go fuck. I didn’t even have to charm her into my bed. My wife had taken the kids to visit her parents for the weekend, so we came back to my house. Let’s just say we both had an awesome time! Thanks for bringing me the perfect Christmas gift, Santa!