Finding True Love On A Cheater Dating Site? Kind Of

It seems a bit ridiculous to sign-up for an adult dating site looking for true love. Why not just go to Match.com or eHarmony, right? Technically, that is a better idea. But my definition of “true love” is different than what you’re probably thinking. To most, love is when 2 people share a special emotional and physical bond. Love, to me, is when my penis enters the mouth or vagina of a beautiful female and is pleasured to the fullest extent. Or something like that.

love is when 2 people share a special emotional and physical bond

love is when 2 people share a special emotional and physical bond

You see, I did find true love on an cheater dating site. I found Misty, a hot, 24 year old blonde with a body to die for. If I could post a picture of her bare ass, I would. Just Google Image search, “hottest female ass” and you’ll find an exact replica. Anyway, my point is that I’m incapable of finding true love in the normal sense of the term. This hasn’t always been the case…

The bitch sucked the life out of me!

I once was young and had hopes and dreams. When those hopes and dreams were crushed, my heart broke. I could meet girls and fall for them, emotionally and physically. I was like any youngster that would fall in love with a girl and feel those silly little butterflies in my stomach when she was around. At age 23, I married someone I thought I would happily spend the rest of my life with. The only part of that I was right about was the “spend the rest of my life with” part.

“spend the rest of my life with

The only part of that I was right about was the “spend the rest of my life with” part

I honestly don’t know why I’m still with my wife after 10 years of a miserable marriage. She’s basically sucked the life out of me. I don’t feel anything for her anymore. I don’t get excited about anything other than having sex with the chick I met online. I haven’t slept with my wife in probably 2 months. I’m fine with that. When we do it, it’s just boring sex that we do because we’re married and having sex is something married couples do.

 I’m fine with that. When we do it, it’s just boring sex that we do because we’re married and having sex is something married couples do.

I’m fine with that. When we do it, it’s just boring sex that we do because we’re married and having sex is something married couples do.

It’s not that I hate my wife. I respect her, she’s a good cook, and keeps the house clean. Eventually, I’m sure I’ll get up and leave her. But right now, in a sick kind of way, I need her for my enjoyment. I sort of enjoy sleeping with my online girl, knowing there’s a chance my wife could find out. I think it makes the sex on the side even better (not that she isn’t a good lay anyway).

I can’t really figure out right now why I get off on living a double life. If I saw a Psychiatrist, they’d probably tell me, deep down inside, I want to get caught. And they would be right. So why don’t I just tell the wifey to piss off and let her know I’m fucking some slut on the side? Because then my game is over. This is the first bit of entertainment I’ve had in a long time. Yep, I did find true love on a cheater dating site.

Sometimes 3 is Better Than 1

I’ve been married 7 years to the same man. Our life is okay. We fight from time to time, have financial issues, and occasionally struggle to get along. But overall, it’s not a horrible marriage. There are far worse ones. As for our sex life, well, that’s a long story! When we do it, it’s usually pretty good. I don’t always get off because he has some Premature Ejaculation issues. To his credit, he’s worked hard at getting past those. But sometimes he shoots his load too fast and leaves me having to finish myself off.

To his credit, he’s worked hard at getting past those. But sometimes he shoots his load too fast and leaves me having to finish myself off

To his credit, he’s worked hard at getting past those. But sometimes he shoots his load too fast and leaves me having to finish myself off

The Premature Ejaculation stuff isn’t what bothers me most. I had always fantasized about having a 3-some, which would involve him. Every time I mention this to him, he shoots down the idea. I prefer the 3-some to be with another man, but I even offered to do it with another female. I’m bi-sexual, but more into guys. The idea of seeing me with another woman doesn’t even turn him on. He’s probably the only male alive that wouldn’t jump at the opportunity to have sex with his wife and another woman.

I prefer the 3-some to be with another man, but I even offered to do it with another female

I prefer the 3-some to be with another man, but I even offered to do it with another female

I have a VERY attractive female friend that wanted to join us in the bedroom. I know my husband thinks she’s hot because I always catch him staring at her ass. One day, I invited her over for dinner and told her to wear a skimpy outfit. This was the night we were going to finally convince him to have a 3-some. She showed up dressed like a total whore and both of us put the moves on him over a glass of whine. He completely flipped out. Here we were, 2 attractive females begging to get into bed with him, and he’s turning the offer down. There was nothing more I could do. Since this idea didn’t work, nothing would. No biggie…

I was determined to get what I wanted…

If he doesn’t want to sleep with me and another hot female, I’ll find someone that will. Nothing was going to get in my way of acting out this fantasy I’ve had ever since I was a teenager – not even my husband. When I want something, I get it. And I get it right away. So I signed up for SexSearch.com after reading about how men, women, and couples go on there looking for hookups.

 

SexSearch was an easy place to meet couples. Since I prefer M/M/F, I flirted with some gay couples. I wasn’t sure if they would be interested in a female joining in, but I was able to find a gay couple that was bi-sexual. They were 2 great guys just looking to have some fun. Before the first time we met, I was very nervous. This was a fantasy I’ve dreamed of for a long time and here I was about to finally get to act it out.

They sensed my nervousness right away, but did a great job of making me feel comfortable. We took things slow that night, which was much appreciated. They not only made sure I felt comfortable, they made sure I enjoyed the experience. I certainly did. We hookup about once a week. I’d like for it to happen more often but it’s hard to do with me being married. I think my next encounter will be with a man and a woman. Better get back to SexSearch.com to look for one!

An Aging Wife, A Lousy Sex Life

The year was 1987. I met a pretty girl with a banging body named Cathy. We instantly hit it off. There was immediate sexual chemistry and I had a blast every time we got together. In the summer of 1989, we were tied the knot in a lavish wedding. After getting married, things remained the same. I couldn’t have been happier. Everything from the sex to our weekly dinner dates was amazing.

Everything from the sex to our weekly dinner dates was amazing.

Everything from the sex to our weekly dinner dates was amazing.

Fast forward to now and that great marriage is a thing of the past. She’s no longer the pretty girl with a banging body. She is now an aging woman with sagging tits and a cottage cheese ass. To get erect for her anymore, I need a few shots of Jager. I can’t remember the last time the thought of eating her pussy didn’t seem repulsive.

I have given this marriage everything I could. I still love her and care about her, but there’s just no fire anymore. Our idea of fun has become watching the Evening News and playing Scrabble. We’re in our 40’s, not our 70’s. I still consider myself young and desire a youthful lifestyle. Even more important, I need a satisfying sex life – not sex with a woman I’m no longer attracted to.

BUT there’s just no fire anymore

BUT there’s just no fire anymore

I can’t make my wife become the hottie she once was. But that doesn’t mean I’m not going to find someone that is. That’s exactly what I did. I met a gorgeous gal that had that girl-next-door look I was always attracted to. I found her on XXXMatch.com. She’s much younger than me (25), and she reminded me of my wife back in the day.

Kristy (that’s her name) had all the qualities I look for in a woman. She had clear skin, big blue eyes, nice hair, a firm ass, long thing legs, and the perfect sized rack (not too big, not too small). Oh, and she wasn’t an idiot and actually had some personality. But I’ll be honest, I’m more concerned with her looks. Am I a “pig” because all I care about is looks? Yep, and I don’t really give a shit what anyone thinks!

Am I a “pig” because all I care about is looks? Yep, and I don’t really give a shit what anyone thinks!

Am I a “pig” because all I care about is looks? Yep, and I don’t really give a shit what anyone thinks!

I don’t tell Kristy this, but when I sleep with her, I’m envisioning my wife when she was younger. There have been numerous occasions where I had to stop myself before screaming out my wife’s name. I don’t know if she would get mad if I did that, but I’m not going to find out. I don’t want to risk losing her as a fuck buddy because she is one hell of a lay. Words cannot describe how great this chick is in the sack.

You may be asking yourself why I don’t just ditch my wife. Believe me, I’ve given that much thought. But as I said earlier, I still care for her and love her. I’m just no longer physically attracted to her and we don’t have the passion we once had. If I leave her, I run the risk of ending up a lonely old man. I couldn’t fathom having to spend my retirement years by myself. What the heck would an old man do without the company of a “life partner”? I’m very happy in life right now and though I wish I was still attracted to my wife, thanks to the Internet, I’m getting laid by quite the looker!

Addicted to Kinky Sex

I eat, drink, and sleep sex. It’s not only an activity for me, it’s a way of life. I’m a wild, kinky kind of girl. I love to do it in strange places (cornfield, movie theatre, elevator, etc). Whips, chains, strap-ons…they all excite me. Am I a Nympho? Oh, probably, but I don’t see what the big deal about it is. I mean, it’s not like having sex is a bad thing. Basically, if I don’t have daily sex – or, better yet, 2-3 times per day – I get angry. However, I can’t get off like most women can…

I eat, drink, and sleep sex. It’s not only an activity for me, it’s a way of life. I’m a wild, kinky kind of girl. I love to do it in strange places

I eat, drink, and sleep sex. It’s not only an activity for me, it’s a way of life. I’m a wild, kinky kind of girl. I love to do it in strange places

I need more than intercourse with a man…

The last time my husband made me cum through sex that involved nothing other than intercourse was, well…never. I need oral stimulation at the very least, along with some sort of roleplay (I’m very dominant). You would think my husband would be in Seventh Heaven married to a woman like me. Don’t all guys dream of marrying a woman that will continue to give it up everyday? I guess not! It’s not that my husband refuses to have sex with me. He will. Problem is he isn’t into the type of sex I am.

He is very vanilla. He won’t even experiment with different positions. When we have sex, it’s either doggystyle (which I do like) or him on top (not a big fan of). His idea of oral includes spending 2 minutes licking my clit and then forcing my head down to his junk. So fucking lame. As for roleplaying – yeah, there’s none of that, unless you consider whispering, “hey baby, I wanna fuck you so hard” into my ear roleplay. That won’t cut it with me.

As for roleplaying – yeah, there’s none of that, unless you consider whispering

As for roleplaying – yeah, there’s none of that, unless you consider whispering

I’ve done everything I can to bring out his kinky side. I’ve purchased porno’s, explained the things I’m into, and made him take a look at fetish sites. It did no good. This guy simply has no kinky side or he’s too ashamed to admit it, which doesn’t make any sense why he would be. He knows he doesn’t get me off and simply refuses to do anything about it. So fuck him…

This guy simply has no kinky side or he’s too ashamed to admit it

This guy simply has no kinky side or he’s too ashamed to admit it

His cock has been replaced by a guy named Jeff. Jeff and I are both 29 years old and live in San Diego. I found Jeff on SexSearch.com, a site where people such as myself go to have an affair. Jeff is tall, dark, handsome, muscular, and has 6-pack abs. I don’t know a god damn thing about his personality, nor do I care. After seeing his photo and reading the kinky fetishes this guy was into, I stopped giving a shit about the rest. He could be a serial killer for all I cared, as long as he could give me the orgasms my husband can’t.

He’s been giving me daily orgasms. We have a ton in common in the bedroom and he keeps me 100% sexually satisfied. As I write this, I realize I really don’t know a damn thing about him other than he’s one hell of a lay. And I’ve been sleeping with him daily for the past 3 months. Maybe one of these days I’ll inquire about his other interests and talents. Until then, I’ll just continue fucking him on the same bed my husband and I sleep on. My husband isn’t the only one cumming on that bed anymore.

Maybe I’m a Little Heartless

I’ve read a bunch of cheating stories from other guys, and they’re tame compared to mine. I don’t hide from the fact that I’m sort of an asshole. It’s not that I’m mean to others. I’m actually quite friendly and polite. But when I want something and don’t get it, I’ll do whatever it takes to get it (within reason). Here’s my example – about a year ago, my wife stopped putting out regularly. We still have occasional sex – maybe once a week – but even the times we do have sex anymore, it’s kind of lame sex.

I’m actually quite friendly and polite. But when I want something and don’t get it, I’ll do whatever it takes to get it (within reason)

I’m actually quite friendly and polite. But when I want something and don’t get it, I’ll do whatever it takes to get it (within reason)

I don’t know if I could be classified as a Nympho, but I need pussy! And I don’t like waiting a week for it when I’m horny. So I got tired of hearing my wife say, “honey, I’m just not in the mood tonight”. A man can only beat the ‘ol Meatwhistle by himself for so long before a woman’s vagina and/or mouth must replace his hand. I gave up on my wife giving me the sex I need, so it was time to find someone else.

 I gave up on my wife giving me the sex I need, so it was time to find someone else

I gave up on my wife giving me the sex I need, so it was time to find someone else

I’m never going to kick my wife to the curb because, well…quite frankly, she’s loaded. My job sucks and pays pennies compared to the 6-figure income she makes. It would be a poor financial decision to leave that ATM. But I need some poontang. There were just two major problems – where would I find a girl and how would I keep it a secret from my wife?

My first attempt to get laid was one Friday evening. I went out to a bar and chatted up a few ladies. Had a good conversation with one, but didn’t mention I was married. I ran into an immediate problem when she asked for my digits. There was no way I was giving any girl my phone number for obvious reasons. That’s when I realized the bar scene was a bad idea. I needed somewhere more discreet.

I remembered my friend had signed up for a few adult fling sites and was banging this fattie. I assumed every chick online was fat, but I figured after a 6-pack of Milwaukee’s Finest, they’d start to look thinner anyway. So I tried out XXXMatch.com and AdultFriendFinder.com. Both were a ton of fun. I found that going through profiles and flirting with the women was entertaining. And I was glad to see more than just porkers. There were some attractive babes in my town.

I was pretty clueless as to how online dating worked. It was like a foreign language to me. So when I signed up, I just uploaded a few photos and wrote a few sentences in my profile that basically said, “my cock needs servicing, please inquire”. Not exactly in those words, but you get the point.

I took more of a subtle approach towards attracting women

I took more of a subtle approach towards attracting women

After two weeks of no women begging for the cock, I had to change up my strategy. I took more of a subtle approach towards attracting women. It worked quite well. Soon after I changed the content on my profile to a more mature tone, women were contacting me left and right. Once I chat with a woman, it’s easy to charm her. Not to brag, but I’m sort of a natural at it.

I currently have 3 hot broads that service me. I keep them all satisfied so they continue to come back for more. They’re all married and I’ve had no issues with them getting emotionally attached. Do I feel bad about cheating on my wife? Not really. This wouldn’t happen if she put out more often. Am I a heartless dick? Probably, but I’m a happy one!