A Very Merry Christmas

Most people ask Santa for a new computer, pair of jeans, an iPod, or maybe some cash for Christmas. In 2011, for something a bit different – an attractive girl to have mad, passionate sex with. Santa never disappoints me! My story isn’t much different from that of millions of men. I’m stuck in a marriage that lost its passion years ago. We have very little sex because most of her time is devoted to her job and raising our 2 children.

passionate sex with. Santa never disappoints me!

passionate sex with. Santa never disappoints me!

I’m not angry with my wife. If she doesn’t want to find time to have sex with me, so be it. But there’s no way I was going to go any longer without sex. So I decided 2012 was going to be the year I found a woman that had time to pleasure me, and I would pleasure her in return. I’m a giver and a receiver – not a selfish guy like most are.

I found a woman that had time to pleasure me

I found a woman that had time to pleasure me

I had never cheated on my wife before. Never so much as kissed another female while we’ve been together. I was looking for a woman that was also married, but was more experienced with having affairs. My reasoning was since I’m inexperienced with it, I wanted someone experienced to give me pointers on how to get away with it. I don’t want anything to happen to my marriage because I’m worried about how negatively it could affect my kids.

I knew the best place to meet married women is online. I just didn’t know what site to sign-up for. I read through a few online forums and came to the conclusion that AdultFriendFinder.com would be my best option. I’m an attractive guy (not bragging, women tell me this all the time) so I figured I wouldn’t have much problem finding hot women. I was right! The very first day I signed up, I received 2 emails from good looking women. I responded to both and within a couple of days, I had scheduled dates with them. 2 dates in 2 days!  BOOM!

I received 2 emails from good looking women. I responded to both and within a couple of days, I had scheduled dates with them

I received 2 emails from good looking women. I responded to both and within a couple of days, I had scheduled dates with them

I’m glad I scored 2 dates because the first one was a disaster. When I first say her, she was kind of cute, but not as attractive as she looked online. Since we went out for drinks, I figured I would just throw down a few beers and she’d start to look like the girl from online. Instead, she turned me off so fast with her disgusting teeth and bad breath that no amount of alcohol could get me to fuck her.

After about an hour, I went to the bathroom to call my friend. I told him about the situation I was in and needed him to call me back 5 minutes later to tell me my grandmother is sick and in the hospital. This was my excuse to get out of there. He called back, pretended granny was dying and that I must leave now. Worked out perfectly, and I never contacted her again!

The next day, I was hopeful things with the other chick would be different. And they were. She was the complete opposite – looked better in person than online. Her teeth were white, her breath smelled fresh, and she was horny before she even arrived. 30 minutes into the date, she straight up told me she wanted to go fuck. I didn’t even have to charm her into my bed. My wife had taken the kids to visit her parents for the weekend, so we came back to my house. Let’s just say we both had an awesome time! Thanks for bringing me the perfect Christmas gift, Santa!

Married to a Moron

My husband is the dumbest guy I’ve ever met. This idiot has been cheating on me for months and makes it obvious. He goes out to bars with his friends on the weekend and hooks up with some random ho’s. Then he comes home smelling like perfume. He doesn’t even think to clean himself off before coming home. He gives out his cell phone number to these sluts and then forgets to delete their juicy text messages.

He doesn’t even think to clean himself off before coming home

He doesn’t even think to clean himself off before coming home

I have yet to confront my husband about his obvious affairs. Don’t care to. I’d rather just go fuck some guys on the side as revenge. I don’t even know why he cheats on me. I give that man sex when he needs it, cook for him, and keep the house clean. I’m not whiny or talk to him like I’m his mother. I even let him go out with his friends on the weekend. And on top of all that, I’m an attractive woman.

why he cheats me ?

why he cheats me ?

Despite all of the cheating, I still love this guy and actually enjoy being married to him. Yeah, I know, I’m kind of weird! But when he’s home, we have great sex, he doesn’t talk back to me, and when I ask him for a favor, he never says no. Plus, he’s an Executive Chef at a fancy restaurant, so he can cook. I really don’t have any complaints about him other than he’s been fucking other women.

A couple months back, I considered confronting him. But then I figured doing so would actually kill our marriage. It would make things weird between us. He’s too dumb to know that I know. I’m starting to get the feeling he wants to get caught. Why he would want to get caught is beyond me. But every guy should know to not be as reckless as he is.

Why he would want to get caught is beyond me. But every guy should know to not be as reckless as he is

Why he would want to get caught is beyond me. But every guy should know to not be as reckless as he is

So instead of confronting him, I decided I was going to hookup with some hotties too. Where did I go to meet men? The same place every trashy woman goes – the Internet! AshleyMadison.com and SexSearch.com to be exact. My goal was to not only hookup with dudes. I was going to screw multiple, highly attractive men. I wanted to outdo my husband. I know he doesn’t have the game to pull in more ass than me. I’m better looking than him and female, which gives me an added advantage.

I was right. Soon after joining those sites, I had “dates” set up with cute, married guys that would fuck me any time I asked for it. Three guys within one week, to be exact. I don’t plan on keeping any of them around for long, although the sex has been excellent. I just wanted to get some revenge on my husband. It’s not like he doesn’t deserve it.

A Man’s Best Friend Shouldn’t Be His Hand

I’ve been married for 9 years to a woman that has deprived me of sexual intercourse. I decided I wasn’t going to make it through year 10 without getting laid often. I was tired of being a chronic masturbator. My best friend was my right hand for 9 years. It was time for me to move on to physical interaction with someone else. There was a 30-year old guy down the street that lived with his Mom that got laid more than I did. How depressing is that?

Enough was enough. The first step was to confront my wife. I told her that I not only wanted sex, I wanted it to be good and I wanted to have it often. She promised she would go see a Shrink about her low sex drive and things would change soon. Sweet! I was happy knowing that my right hand wouldn’t be the only thing touching my dick from now on.

She promised she would go see a Shrink about her low sex drive and things would change soon

She promised she would go see a Shrink about her low sex drive and things would change soon

2 months later, I still wasn’t getting laid. Then it got to 4 months, and I decided I was done trying. My odds of having sex with my wife more than a few times a month were about as good as that 30-year old down the street getting a girlfriend. That’s when I did some research on adult dating sites. I read about all the scams and how most guys aren’t getting laid.

 I read about all the scams and how most guys aren’t getting laid.

I read about all the scams and how most guys aren’t getting laid.

After about a week of trying to find a decent site to sign-up for, I stumbled across a few reviews about AdultFriendFinder.com and SexSearch.com. The reviews were quite positive. Most of the men posting comments said they had no problems getting laid by women on that site. So I decided to give it a shot. Even with the positive reviews, I still wasn’t too optimistic.

So we had quite a bit in common right from the start.

So we had quite a bit in common right from the start.

A few days after signing up, I had received a message from a cute girl named Crystal. She seemed to like my profile and photo and wanted to know more about me. As it turned out, she had been going through a similar situation as me. Her husband wouldn’t put out and her “toys” were the only things pleasing her. She was also new to the world of online dating. So we had quite a bit in common right from the start.

 

I felt an immediate connection to her. Not in a “I want to marry you” kind of way. More like I was emotionally connected to her enough that she became even more physically attractive to me. I couldn’t understand why her husband wouldn’t have the drive to bang her. She was very sexy. So it did worry me a bit. Maybe she was boring in bed, wouldn’t give head, or refused to try new things. But I figured she’s sexy and intelligent, so I had nothing to lose by trying her out.

The first night we met up at a bar and then went from there to a hotel I reserved. The sex was out-of-this-world amazing. I don’t think I had ever had such a powerful orgasm. It was a feeling I’m fairly certain I have never experienced. After that evening, I told her that I wanted her to give me that same powerful orgasm every time we get together, and that I would do the same for her. She hasn’t disappointed yet. Her husband is an idiot, and I’m thankful for that. So is my right hand…he was starting to get worn out!

A Crummy Marriage Since the Beginning

I’ve been stuck in a crappy marriage ever since Day 1 – 8 years ago. There’s really nothing good about this marriage I can mention. He doesn’t give me his attention and fails to pleasure me when I need it. He would rather watch SportsCenter than have sex with me. Heck, even when I try to be nice and offer up some head, he rarely accepts the offer. He must be the only male alive that turns down a blowjob. There’s something wrong with him.

He doesn’t give me his attention and fails to pleasure me when I need it

He doesn’t give me his attention and fails to pleasure me when I need it

But I don’t care what’s wrong with him anymore. All I care about is myself. I’m tired of trying to please other people. Now it’s “my” time. About a week ago I created an account on SexSearch.com, just for fun. I figured I had nothing to lose and maybe I would get lucky and find some decent guy to have sex with. Hey, if the hubby won’t give it up, I’ll find someone that will. His loss, not mine.

He must be the only male alive that turns down a blowjob

He must be the only male alive that turns down a blowjob

Despite being new to online cheating sites (or any form of online dating), I quickly learned 5 things about these sites:

  1. If you post a revealing, sexy photo of yourself, you will receive a million emails and IM’s from horny, perverted douches.
  2. An attractive female can say anything to a guy online and get away with it. They’ll still want to hookup.
  3. Most men are clearly sending canned messages to probably 50 different women.
  4. There actually are a decent amount of good looking men. Some are hot, some are cute, and some are doable in desperate times.
  5. Guys online will say anything to get into your pants.

Maybe it’s because I’ve been stuck in such a shitty marriage for so long, but I’ve spent countless hours this past week messing with guys online. Well, messing with some of them. The cute guys, I’ve been trying to get to know because I may consider hooking up with them.

Guys online will say anything to get into your pants

Guys online will say anything to get into your pants

So far I haven’t met anyone, but only because I’m trying to figure out how I will keep this a secret from my husband. As much of a jackass as he is, I don’t want to get divorced for reasons I’d rather not go into. I have been chatting through Instant Messenger with a few guys and we’re trying to work out a way to get together. They’re all married too and have the same problem as I do.

They’re all married too and have the same problem as I do

They’re all married too and have the same problem as I do

Sorry to disappoint you by not sharing any juicy details about guys I’ve been sleeping with. But I’m new to this and haven’t been able to meet anyone…yet. But I am enjoying SexSearch.com and would definitely recommend it to other women that are stuck in a marriage as crappy as mine. There seem to be some decent guys on that site and I’m sure there are on other cheater dating sites.

Happily Married to a Sex Hater?

They say that you can’t have a happy relationship without a good sex life. I disagree. My marriage is a good one – at least I think so. I have a great time going out on dates with her and she knows how to make me laugh. The only thing missing is the great sex life we once had. Sure, I wish we did it like bunnies, but we don’t. I deal with it by using the Internet to get laid. I keep my marriage alive and my penis happy!

The only thing missing is the great sex life we once had

The only thing missing is the great sex life we once had

 

I don’t think I’m some sort of horrible person because I have affairs. I treat my wife great and love her very much. But she just doesn’t have much of a sex drive anymore. I have to work hard just to get a handjob anymore. Me, on the other hand, I need my sex. I’ve got to have it on a regular basis or I’m unhappy. But I don’t want to hurt my wife, so I would never tell her about my affairs.

I’m unhappy. But I don’t want to hurt my wife

I’m unhappy. But I don’t want to hurt my wife

 

I use a site called XXXMatch.com. I had tried a few others, but I didn’t find anyone on them. Most of the women were quite obese. Needless to say, I wasted a ton of money trying to get laid. The good news is, I stuck with it and found someone. Actually, I found a few women –

all were excellent in bed and SEXY!

all were excellent in bed and SEXY!

 

What I love most about online dating is how easy it is to hide everything from my wife. I could probably walk into a bar and hookup with some random stranger, but there’s too much risk involved. What if someone I know sees me and then tells my wife? What if the girl I hooked up with becomes attached, finds out where I live, and tries to contact me at home? The adult sites I use are safer because the women are looking for some sex on the side, knowing that I’m married. I’ve been doing this for quite a while and never had a problem with a girl getting attached or trying to contact me at home.

Since you’re probably wanting all the juicy details about my sexual exploits, I’ll fill you in! The 3 girls I met all happened to be 23 years old (just a weird coincidence, the number 23 doesn’t give me a boner). They are all fun, attractive, and have a good sense of humor. If a girl can make me laugh, she automatically becomes even more attractive.

My marriage is still good and my cock remains happy!

My marriage is still good and my cock remains happy!

The first girl I met, Sandra, was very shy. She had a thing for married men. I’m not sure what her fascination with sleeping with married men was, but I didn’t really care. She proved to me that shy girls are a lot of fun in bed. Once they become comfortable with you, they burst out of their shell. She was into doing it in many positions, and was into some weird Cowboy roleplay routine. I obliged. It wasn’t necessarily my thing, but I got something out of it!

The other 2 girls were the complete opposite. They were very talkative from the start, but not so humorous. They didn’t have a thing for married men, they just wanted to have a discreet relationship with a man. Both of them could suck a mean dick and LOVED to swallow. I didn’t even have to ask them to swallow, they pretty much begged for my cum. What’s hotter than that, right? Overall, my experiences have been fantastic. My marriage is still good and my cock remains happy!