Finding True Love On A Cheater Dating Site? Kind Of

It seems a bit ridiculous to sign-up for an adult dating site looking for true love. Why not just go to Match.com or eHarmony, right? Technically, that is a better idea. But my definition of “true love” is different than what you’re probably thinking. To most, love is when 2 people share a special emotional and physical bond. Love, to me, is when my penis enters the mouth or vagina of a beautiful female and is pleasured to the fullest extent. Or something like that.

love is when 2 people share a special emotional and physical bond

love is when 2 people share a special emotional and physical bond

You see, I did find true love on an cheater dating site. I found Misty, a hot, 24 year old blonde with a body to die for. If I could post a picture of her bare ass, I would. Just Google Image search, “hottest female ass” and you’ll find an exact replica. Anyway, my point is that I’m incapable of finding true love in the normal sense of the term. This hasn’t always been the case…

The bitch sucked the life out of me!

I once was young and had hopes and dreams. When those hopes and dreams were crushed, my heart broke. I could meet girls and fall for them, emotionally and physically. I was like any youngster that would fall in love with a girl and feel those silly little butterflies in my stomach when she was around. At age 23, I married someone I thought I would happily spend the rest of my life with. The only part of that I was right about was the “spend the rest of my life with” part.

“spend the rest of my life with

The only part of that I was right about was the “spend the rest of my life with” part

I honestly don’t know why I’m still with my wife after 10 years of a miserable marriage. She’s basically sucked the life out of me. I don’t feel anything for her anymore. I don’t get excited about anything other than having sex with the chick I met online. I haven’t slept with my wife in probably 2 months. I’m fine with that. When we do it, it’s just boring sex that we do because we’re married and having sex is something married couples do.

 I’m fine with that. When we do it, it’s just boring sex that we do because we’re married and having sex is something married couples do.

I’m fine with that. When we do it, it’s just boring sex that we do because we’re married and having sex is something married couples do.

It’s not that I hate my wife. I respect her, she’s a good cook, and keeps the house clean. Eventually, I’m sure I’ll get up and leave her. But right now, in a sick kind of way, I need her for my enjoyment. I sort of enjoy sleeping with my online girl, knowing there’s a chance my wife could find out. I think it makes the sex on the side even better (not that she isn’t a good lay anyway).

I can’t really figure out right now why I get off on living a double life. If I saw a Psychiatrist, they’d probably tell me, deep down inside, I want to get caught. And they would be right. So why don’t I just tell the wifey to piss off and let her know I’m fucking some slut on the side? Because then my game is over. This is the first bit of entertainment I’ve had in a long time. Yep, I did find true love on a cheater dating site.