Happily Married to a Sex Hater?

They say that you can’t have a happy relationship without a good sex life. I disagree. My marriage is a good one – at least I think so. I have a great time going out on dates with her and she knows how to make me laugh. The only thing missing is the great sex life we once had. Sure, I wish we did it like bunnies, but we don’t. I deal with it by using the Internet to get laid. I keep my marriage alive and my penis happy!

The only thing missing is the great sex life we once had

The only thing missing is the great sex life we once had

 

I don’t think I’m some sort of horrible person because I have affairs. I treat my wife great and love her very much. But she just doesn’t have much of a sex drive anymore. I have to work hard just to get a handjob anymore. Me, on the other hand, I need my sex. I’ve got to have it on a regular basis or I’m unhappy. But I don’t want to hurt my wife, so I would never tell her about my affairs.

I’m unhappy. But I don’t want to hurt my wife

I’m unhappy. But I don’t want to hurt my wife

 

I use a site called XXXMatch.com. I had tried a few others, but I didn’t find anyone on them. Most of the women were quite obese. Needless to say, I wasted a ton of money trying to get laid. The good news is, I stuck with it and found someone. Actually, I found a few women –

all were excellent in bed and SEXY!

all were excellent in bed and SEXY!

 

What I love most about online dating is how easy it is to hide everything from my wife. I could probably walk into a bar and hookup with some random stranger, but there’s too much risk involved. What if someone I know sees me and then tells my wife? What if the girl I hooked up with becomes attached, finds out where I live, and tries to contact me at home? The adult sites I use are safer because the women are looking for some sex on the side, knowing that I’m married. I’ve been doing this for quite a while and never had a problem with a girl getting attached or trying to contact me at home.

Since you’re probably wanting all the juicy details about my sexual exploits, I’ll fill you in! The 3 girls I met all happened to be 23 years old (just a weird coincidence, the number 23 doesn’t give me a boner). They are all fun, attractive, and have a good sense of humor. If a girl can make me laugh, she automatically becomes even more attractive.

My marriage is still good and my cock remains happy!

My marriage is still good and my cock remains happy!

The first girl I met, Sandra, was very shy. She had a thing for married men. I’m not sure what her fascination with sleeping with married men was, but I didn’t really care. She proved to me that shy girls are a lot of fun in bed. Once they become comfortable with you, they burst out of their shell. She was into doing it in many positions, and was into some weird Cowboy roleplay routine. I obliged. It wasn’t necessarily my thing, but I got something out of it!

The other 2 girls were the complete opposite. They were very talkative from the start, but not so humorous. They didn’t have a thing for married men, they just wanted to have a discreet relationship with a man. Both of them could suck a mean dick and LOVED to swallow. I didn’t even have to ask them to swallow, they pretty much begged for my cum. What’s hotter than that, right? Overall, my experiences have been fantastic. My marriage is still good and my cock remains happy!