Married to a Moron

My husband is the dumbest guy I’ve ever met. This idiot has been cheating on me for months and makes it obvious. He goes out to bars with his friends on the weekend and hooks up with some random ho’s. Then he comes home smelling like perfume. He doesn’t even think to clean himself off before coming home. He gives out his cell phone number to these sluts and then forgets to delete their juicy text messages.

He doesn’t even think to clean himself off before coming home

He doesn’t even think to clean himself off before coming home

I have yet to confront my husband about his obvious affairs. Don’t care to. I’d rather just go fuck some guys on the side as revenge. I don’t even know why he cheats on me. I give that man sex when he needs it, cook for him, and keep the house clean. I’m not whiny or talk to him like I’m his mother. I even let him go out with his friends on the weekend. And on top of all that, I’m an attractive woman.

why he cheats me ?

why he cheats me ?

Despite all of the cheating, I still love this guy and actually enjoy being married to him. Yeah, I know, I’m kind of weird! But when he’s home, we have great sex, he doesn’t talk back to me, and when I ask him for a favor, he never says no. Plus, he’s an Executive Chef at a fancy restaurant, so he can cook. I really don’t have any complaints about him other than he’s been fucking other women.

A couple months back, I considered confronting him. But then I figured doing so would actually kill our marriage. It would make things weird between us. He’s too dumb to know that I know. I’m starting to get the feeling he wants to get caught. Why he would want to get caught is beyond me. But every guy should know to not be as reckless as he is.

Why he would want to get caught is beyond me. But every guy should know to not be as reckless as he is

Why he would want to get caught is beyond me. But every guy should know to not be as reckless as he is

So instead of confronting him, I decided I was going to hookup with some hotties too. Where did I go to meet men? The same place every trashy woman goes – the Internet! AshleyMadison.com and SexSearch.com to be exact. My goal was to not only hookup with dudes. I was going to screw multiple, highly attractive men. I wanted to outdo my husband. I know he doesn’t have the game to pull in more ass than me. I’m better looking than him and female, which gives me an added advantage.

I was right. Soon after joining those sites, I had “dates” set up with cute, married guys that would fuck me any time I asked for it. Three guys within one week, to be exact. I don’t plan on keeping any of them around for long, although the sex has been excellent. I just wanted to get some revenge on my husband. It’s not like he doesn’t deserve it.