I’ve read a bunch of cheating stories from other guys, and they’re tame compared to mine. I don’t hide from the fact that I’m sort of an asshole. It’s not that I’m mean to others. I’m actually quite friendly and polite. But when I want something and don’t get it, I’ll do whatever it takes to get it (within reason). Here’s my example – about a year ago, my wife stopped putting out regularly. We still have occasional sex – maybe once a week – but even the times we do have sex anymore, it’s kind of lame sex.
I don’t know if I could be classified as a Nympho, but I need pussy! And I don’t like waiting a week for it when I’m horny. So I got tired of hearing my wife say, “honey, I’m just not in the mood tonight”. A man can only beat the ‘ol Meatwhistle by himself for so long before a woman’s vagina and/or mouth must replace his hand. I gave up on my wife giving me the sex I need, so it was time to find someone else.
I’m never going to kick my wife to the curb because, well…quite frankly, she’s loaded. My job sucks and pays pennies compared to the 6-figure income she makes. It would be a poor financial decision to leave that ATM. But I need some poontang. There were just two major problems – where would I find a girl and how would I keep it a secret from my wife?
My first attempt to get laid was one Friday evening. I went out to a bar and chatted up a few ladies. Had a good conversation with one, but didn’t mention I was married. I ran into an immediate problem when she asked for my digits. There was no way I was giving any girl my phone number for obvious reasons. That’s when I realized the bar scene was a bad idea. I needed somewhere more discreet.
I remembered my friend had signed up for a few adult fling sites and was banging this fattie. I assumed every chick online was fat, but I figured after a 6-pack of Milwaukee’s Finest, they’d start to look thinner anyway. So I tried out XXXMatch.com and AdultFriendFinder.com. Both were a ton of fun. I found that going through profiles and flirting with the women was entertaining. And I was glad to see more than just porkers. There were some attractive babes in my town.
I was pretty clueless as to how online dating worked. It was like a foreign language to me. So when I signed up, I just uploaded a few photos and wrote a few sentences in my profile that basically said, “my cock needs servicing, please inquire”. Not exactly in those words, but you get the point.
After two weeks of no women begging for the cock, I had to change up my strategy. I took more of a subtle approach towards attracting women. It worked quite well. Soon after I changed the content on my profile to a more mature tone, women were contacting me left and right. Once I chat with a woman, it’s easy to charm her. Not to brag, but I’m sort of a natural at it.
I currently have 3 hot broads that service me. I keep them all satisfied so they continue to come back for more. They’re all married and I’ve had no issues with them getting emotionally attached. Do I feel bad about cheating on my wife? Not really. This wouldn’t happen if she put out more often. Am I a heartless dick? Probably, but I’m a happy one!