Maybe I’m a Little Heartless

I’ve read a bunch of cheating stories from other guys, and they’re tame compared to mine. I don’t hide from the fact that I’m sort of an asshole. It’s not that I’m mean to others. I’m actually quite friendly and polite. But when I want something and don’t get it, I’ll do whatever it takes to get it (within reason). Here’s my example – about a year ago, my wife stopped putting out regularly. We still have occasional sex – maybe once a week – but even the times we do have sex anymore, it’s kind of lame sex.

I’m actually quite friendly and polite. But when I want something and don’t get it, I’ll do whatever it takes to get it (within reason)

I’m actually quite friendly and polite. But when I want something and don’t get it, I’ll do whatever it takes to get it (within reason)

I don’t know if I could be classified as a Nympho, but I need pussy! And I don’t like waiting a week for it when I’m horny. So I got tired of hearing my wife say, “honey, I’m just not in the mood tonight”. A man can only beat the ‘ol Meatwhistle by himself for so long before a woman’s vagina and/or mouth must replace his hand. I gave up on my wife giving me the sex I need, so it was time to find someone else.

 I gave up on my wife giving me the sex I need, so it was time to find someone else

I gave up on my wife giving me the sex I need, so it was time to find someone else

I’m never going to kick my wife to the curb because, well…quite frankly, she’s loaded. My job sucks and pays pennies compared to the 6-figure income she makes. It would be a poor financial decision to leave that ATM. But I need some poontang. There were just two major problems – where would I find a girl and how would I keep it a secret from my wife?

My first attempt to get laid was one Friday evening. I went out to a bar and chatted up a few ladies. Had a good conversation with one, but didn’t mention I was married. I ran into an immediate problem when she asked for my digits. There was no way I was giving any girl my phone number for obvious reasons. That’s when I realized the bar scene was a bad idea. I needed somewhere more discreet.

I remembered my friend had signed up for a few adult fling sites and was banging this fattie. I assumed every chick online was fat, but I figured after a 6-pack of Milwaukee’s Finest, they’d start to look thinner anyway. So I tried out XXXMatch.com and AdultFriendFinder.com. Both were a ton of fun. I found that going through profiles and flirting with the women was entertaining. And I was glad to see more than just porkers. There were some attractive babes in my town.

I was pretty clueless as to how online dating worked. It was like a foreign language to me. So when I signed up, I just uploaded a few photos and wrote a few sentences in my profile that basically said, “my cock needs servicing, please inquire”. Not exactly in those words, but you get the point.

I took more of a subtle approach towards attracting women

I took more of a subtle approach towards attracting women

After two weeks of no women begging for the cock, I had to change up my strategy. I took more of a subtle approach towards attracting women. It worked quite well. Soon after I changed the content on my profile to a more mature tone, women were contacting me left and right. Once I chat with a woman, it’s easy to charm her. Not to brag, but I’m sort of a natural at it.

I currently have 3 hot broads that service me. I keep them all satisfied so they continue to come back for more. They’re all married and I’ve had no issues with them getting emotionally attached. Do I feel bad about cheating on my wife? Not really. This wouldn’t happen if she put out more often. Am I a heartless dick? Probably, but I’m a happy one!

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